Wacky Is as Wacky Does by Brian Wilson
What about Ron Paul? Try as you might, you cannot find such wacky inconsistency with Ron Paul. You do not find bizzar-o flip-flops with Ron Paul.
You cannot find a more consistent, faithful adherent to the principles of Liberty, small government, lower taxes, fewer regulations, fiscal responsibility and government just plain out of your life, leaving you alone to live in Freedom. What a concept! Isn’t that what Republicans, "Conservatives", libertarians, even "Independents" are all about?
But NO – the MSM, Neocons and certain otherwise spot-on pundits would have you discount as "unelectable" this "wacky uncle" kinda guy who, when push comes to shove, almost everybody agrees with – except (say it with me) his "unacceptable foreign policy".
OK – once and for all – just what is this Coo-Coo-For Cocoa-Puffs "policy" idea thingy? That we don't just bomb the crap out of anyone and everyone we don't like because of (insert objectionable behavior here)? And when a compelling national security interest does exist and war must be waged, that we act in harmony with – tah dah! – the Constitution, with Congress issuing a Declaration of War?! And only then do we go where we must, win it swiftly and decisively….. and then come home.
WOW – isn't that just the most wackiest* damn thing you ever heard ever?
Porn, gay marriage, birth control....yeah, yeah, yeah…No "Wacky" there, right? Just good, honest, intrusive, micro-managing "Big Government Nose In Your Business" interventionism, running your life and mine from those Constitutionally-unprincipled little GOP Dictator-Wanna-Be's and those oh-so balanced, reasonable, objective news-readers and pundits who love 'em.
Well, most of them.
Woo-Hoo: vote Republican.
Here's another wacky idea: whaddayasay we put The Adult in charge this time?
If I have to carve his name onto the voting machine, I'm voting for Ron Paul.
*Note: Attention Grammar Nazis and Closet Editors: Save your emails; I am aware of the rules governing adverbs. The structure was used intentionally.