Guts and Balls

Medical distinction between Guts and Balls
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> > There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all
> > heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the
> > difference between them?
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> > In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
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> > GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
> > met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you
> > still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
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> > BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
> > smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your
> > wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
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> > I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
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> > Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.
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> > Both result in death.